BEEFUS - KRINGLE IN THE KORN

Art in the cafe...

Laurel Statz


"The Spectator"


December 2025



Laurel Statz is a painter and Madison area native. Her work, while figurative, is influenced by abstraction and minimalism. The paintings often have a quick and instinctual nature, capturing just what’s needed. While she often times herself to eliminate extra details and over-precision, she has ventured into more detailed works as well. Laurel does not attach narrative to her pieces. Rather, she thinks of them like a journaling process for her scatter-brained psyche. The figures in the pieces are meant to be processing tools for the artist and the viewer. She hopes that seeing these figures helps the...
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Saturday, December 15, 2018
8:00 pm

For 2018, BEEFUS brings their retchworthy Holiday radio rumpus to a LIVE presentation at Mother Fool's Coffeehouse.

They'll do an in-person reprise of KRINGLE IN THE KORN, the story of Santa's trip to the Deep South Pole. Somehow, the South Pole has become a Red State. The angry local yokels hogtie Santa and his elf helper Humples. They torment them by speaking in tongues. They hand them over to the gross leather-daddy sex ogre known only as The Gimp. But something worse awaits Santa... and the world. Can Santa stop the monstrous porcine abomination PORKANTHROPUS? All-new songs include "I Only Luv 'Em When They Dead & Gone" "Danger in the Manger" and "Slavery Town."

One performance only!

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