BEEFUS - KRINGLE IN THE KORN

Art in the cafe...

Dottie and Josie Brand (Two Peas in a Pod)


"Summer Magic"


June 2026



We are self-taught artists who create work inspired by healing, nature, travel, and personal experiences. Growing up, art became a way for us to process emotions, express ourselves, and create spaces that felt meaningful and comforting. Our first “gallery” was our college apartment, which we transformed with our own artwork and nature-inspired design and the power of the feminine. Sharing our space and work with others encouraged us to continue creating and exploring art more seriously. Inspired by our Latin culture, color, emotion, and everyday moments, our work reflects themes of connection, growth,...
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Saturday, December 15, 2018
8:00 pm

For 2018, BEEFUS brings their retchworthy Holiday radio rumpus to a LIVE presentation at Mother Fool's Coffeehouse.

They'll do an in-person reprise of KRINGLE IN THE KORN, the story of Santa's trip to the Deep South Pole. Somehow, the South Pole has become a Red State. The angry local yokels hogtie Santa and his elf helper Humples. They torment them by speaking in tongues. They hand them over to the gross leather-daddy sex ogre known only as The Gimp. But something worse awaits Santa... and the world. Can Santa stop the monstrous porcine abomination PORKANTHROPUS? All-new songs include "I Only Luv 'Em When They Dead & Gone" "Danger in the Manger" and "Slavery Town."

One performance only!

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